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So hello my username is Slackernuke as you know since you are here...
== Riddle ==
There is a dead man in the middle of a field, nothing is around him and there are no footprints of any sort. There is an unopened package next to him. How did he die? HINT: As he approached the field he knew he was going to die.
== Short Story or Long ==
I remember a time when I was in elementary school and I was left outside since I was sleeping in a slide when I have woken up I figured I slept till the end of the day since nobody was out and cars were driving from the school. What really happened was that the slide was very uncomfortable but I managed to fall asleep for a few minutes so as I was panicking and enjoying a few minutes in freedom... The class did a rollcall and realized I wasn't there eventually but by the time they checked the school's park I was already walking door to door trying to get back inside. I didn't have the teachers card so I couldn't get inside any door but the front but even then I didn't know how to open it so like any confused kid or cat I waited for someone to open the door and let me in after a lot of knocking when I saw someone and eventually I got in but I didn't understand that I was gonna get in trouble for staying outside that long.

PXP / Rank	30729 · Immortal ?
Location	Indiana
Special Ability	Instant Confusion.

0	Apprentice
100	Wanderer
1000	Adventurer
5000	Hero
10000	Avatar
20000	Legend
30000	Immortal

Membership	Advanced

Joined	08.07.2016
Last Visit	01.24.2020

XP Recv'd	1978
XP Given	110

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Faust the God of Creation	100 xp	GM: ninjarod
Nil the Chief Navy Officer	79 xp	GM: bustamark
Jennette the Arcane Knight	56 xp	GM: lichwood
Kohl the Living Sword	50 xp	GM: bustamark
Nico the Myrmidon	45 xp	GM: chemgas650
Nico the Monster Kings Thane	40 xp	GM: megapizza
Nil the Ai Agent	36 xp	GM: cohaki
Cyrus the Unknown	30 xp	GM: necrofu
Noel the Travelling Merchant	28 xp	GM: 3paul7
Nic the Metal Monarch	24 xp	GM: finesse
Nathan the Assassin	24 xp	GM: drenian
Matthew the Easily Lost	20 xp	GM: lovecraftian
Nic the Sand Knight	16 xp	GM: first
Finn the Traveling Priest	15 xp	GM: manaku
Cyrus the Lost Traveler	12 xp	GM: verysadgirl
Matt the Dead or Alive	10 xp	GM: jungle
Matt the Scientist	10 xp	GM: cseplie
Leah the Knight	9 xp	GM: deathwatcher
Noel the Wandering Merchant	9 xp	GM: bluephoenix
Francis the Traveling Mage	8 xp	GM: rhubarboy
Kraden the Traveler	8 xp	GM: sirslaughter
Cecil the God of Chaos	8 xp	GM: 3paul7
Kohl the Unknown Inventor	7 xp	GM: alkwyzheir
Neo the Tech Expert	7 xp	GM: trotrigar
Cyrus the Thief or Mage	6 xp	GM: sirslaughter
Watson the Wolf	5 xp	GM: desmin
Kohl the Traveling Fighter	5 xp	GM: splat
Nathan the Beginner Cook	5 xp	GM: zephyr94
Matt the Ghost Seer	5 xp	GM: first
Nathan the Adventurer	5 xp	GM: ghostsystem
Matt the Scientist	5 xp	GM: azurg
Matt the Part Time Deadpool	5 xp	GM: spoiderman
Nil the Traveller	4 xp	GM: lokiodinson
Nil the Sand Knight	4 xp	GM: xenotheoddst
Kraden the Travelling Merchant	4 xp	GM: heartenergy
Matt the Assassin	4 xp	GM: wifi
Matt the Lucky	4 xp	GM: pyke
Watson the Wolf	4 xp	GM: lokiodinson
Kaden the Traveler	3 xp	GM: nekoknight
Aspen the Learning Inventor	3 xp	GM: ripripla
Kaden the Ghost Seeker	3 xp	GM: cohaki
Matt the Attorney	3 xp	GM: trotrigar
Kraden the Travelling Merchant	2 xp	GM: chemgas650
Velvet the Wandering Mage	2 xp	GM: starkillerrx
Velvet the Archer	1 xp	GM: advent
Calico the ???	0 xp	GM: biggios
Calico the Merchant	0 xp	GM: beastking
Christian the Unfortunate Wanderer	0 xp	GM: plotspider
Cyrus the	0 xp	GM: nekoknight
Calico the ???	0 xp	GM: lichwood
Jonan the	0 xp	GM: austintm
Calico the Black Knight	0 xp	GM: plotspider
Noah the ???	0 xp	GM: diesuki
Cyrus the Seeker of Knowledge	0 xp	GM: meepowolf
Samael the Half Dragon Knight	0 xp	GM: deathwatcher
Calico the Pirate	0 xp	GM: odyssey
Kevin the Abyss Pirate	0 xp	GM: lichwood
Niko the Alter Ego	0 xp	GM: first
Cyrus the Orphan	0 xp	GM: lichwood
Cyrus the Neighborhood P.i.	0 xp	GM: slackernuke
Cyrus the Magician	0 xp	GM: finesse
Noah the Bounty Hunter	0 xp	GM: vechmaster
Nic the	0 xp	GM: scoter1009
Luther the Adventurer	0 xp	GM: verysadgirl
Finn the Time Mage	0 xp	GM: awalnut
Rafael the Pirate	0 xp	GM: vechmaster
Kevin the Phantom	0 xp	GM: caviar
Leo the Private Investigator	0 xp	GM: getintheeva
Franz the Sky Pirate	0 xp	GM: first
Francis the Treasure Hunter	0 xp	GM: ender3ender
Noah the Robotic Hero	0 xp	GM: cohaki
Franz the	0 xp	GM: bustamark
Neo the Ai	0 xp	GM: eternallist
Nikola the Rune Protector	0 xp	GM: bustamark
Nicholas the Ghost and the Victim	0 xp	GM: joey1234567
Nicholas the God of Dreams	0 xp	GM: pyrak
Nic the	0 xp	GM: otisjustotis
Malfaiteur the French Raider	0 xp	GM: finesse
Finn the Magic Archer	0 xp	GM: rutniuf
Francis the Skeleton Traveler	0 xp	GM: meepowolf
Nico the Killer For Hire	0 xp	GM: redriot
Kaden the Researcher	0 xp	GM: slackernuke
Matthew the Librarian	0 xp	GM: veltmazing
Matthew the Book Writer	0 xp	GM: jgrace
Matt the ???	0 xp	GM: defparagon
Nic the Treasure Hunter	0 xp	GM: meepowolf
Raider the Raiding Invader	0 xp	GM: finesse
Neil the Honedge	0 xp	GM: rlvvmc
Nico the Sky Pirate	0 xp	GM: meepowolf
Nico the Grim Magician	0 xp	GM: eternallist
Slacker the ???	0 xp	GM: bustamark
Nic the Modern Magician	0 xp	GM: bluberrypi
Nic the Self Taught Soldier	0 xp	GM: slackernuke
Nico the Early Bird	0 xp	GM: bluephoenix
Nico the Weapon Expert	0 xp	GM: first
Nil the Sand Traveler	0 xp	GM: nason22
Aspen the Pokemon Prof Trainee	0 xp	GM: bustamark
Martin the Shadow Walker	0 xp	GM: johntom
Nathan the Journalist Trainee	0 xp	GM: florenceano

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	Legend - 20,000 pxp
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